This wonderful piece of written construction was received in the CAUSS mail box recently. The disappearance of so many, of a given sign, in the Denver area leads us to believe we've heard from this person before.
The email is un-edited except for format.
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The CAUSS Team
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From: Caussneedsalife@aol.com
To: causs@mail.com
Cc:
Subject: oh burrrrrrother
Date: Thu, 13 Feb 2003 20:33:49 EST

I have seen it all now.... you guys need to get a life... I have seen worst things in my life besides a sign on a telephone pole. I think its kinduv funny that you guys cant catch the people who put the signs up!! You try everything... but guess what..?.. they're smarter than you....thats why you have no recourse on their phone numbers.... and by you listing the code enforcement "master list".. we know who to watch out for now dont we?.. It could be worst. .people could be robbing and stealing... look at our economy..!! Look around .. . take a good look around.. seriously............were not like you.. .we dont stay home all day and watch Jerry Springer and make lemonade, while someone pays our bills for us.. WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO WORK FOR A LIVING... you know what?.. seriously. .you know what?... heres the bottom line.. WOULD JESUS PUT A SIGN UP ON A POLE? . seriously?. .. would he....? ... I dont think its a sin and certainly its nothing short of a pseudo/civil infraction, so why dont you take your tye/dyed de-fanged quaker land ,and sell it to a community in which it isnt countercultural.. like the Amish... because brothers and sisters..... the workers never hussle- and the husslers never work....pleasegetthestickouttahyerbutt.com!!!

-cogwins law

GW

"Tye/dyed defanged quaker land?"

That makes about as much sense as an Annie Lennox song.

--Art

Hey, who's Annie Lenox? Is she related to Linux, the best operating system on the planet?

You know, I've got to say that it's a pleasure.. hearing from.. brain-drained street spammers..

Since there have been.. no new stickers in the.. Denver area since September.. that I know of..
So how would a street spammer.. know that anyone associated with CAUSS.. is ripping down their illegal signs?

I suggest the.. street spammers.. call Code Enforcement and complain that someone is ripping down.. their illegal signs!!

Haw, haw, hee, hee,
DenverShark

DenverShark,

You rock!

Annie is an insane maniac. She's a creature of the Eurythmics of the 80's . . .

"SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THEEEEESE . . ."

Loved that song; bought her tape. Was sorely disappointed with the rest of her work.

It's GOOD that spammers aren't sure who's been been ripping down their signs.

That's GOTTA be annoying.

I like being an annoyance . . .

Thanks.

--Art

>DenverShark,
>
>You rock!
>
>Annie is an insane maniac. She's a creature of the
>Eurythmics of the 80's . . .
>
>"SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THEEEEESE . . ."


Ohhh, I remember that one, now. Hey, do you play her tape when you're out sharkin?

DenverShark,

I'll ignore that.

My personal endorsement goes to Travis Tritt.

He cranks out the perfect Music to Shark By.

--Art

What a fine piece of literature! I was particularly interested in "cogwins law" that was given as a reference at the end of the piece. Believe it or not, Google comes up with zero results for "cogwins" or "cogwin's". That almost never happens. I guess we are seeing the birth of a new law.

Newbie

Newbie (not)

>What a fine piece of literature! I was particularly
>interested in "cogwins law" that was given as a reference at
>the end of the piece. Believe it or not, Google comes up
>with zero results for "cogwins" or "cogwin's". That almost
>never happens. I guess we are seeing the birth of a new
>law.

Given the amount of misspellings in this, I'm pretty sure they were referring to "Godwin's Law", which is a usenet axiom that anytime somebody equates a person/thing/idea with Hitler, the discussion thread is considered dead. The person who invokes Herr Doofus is considered the loser in whatever argument is occurring, since they can't come up with anything better than that. You invoke "Godwin's Law" as a reply and that's the end of it.

>What a fine piece of literature! I was particularly
>interested in "cogwins law" that was given as a reference at
>the end of the piece. Believe it or not, Google comes up
>with zero results for "cogwins" or "cogwin's". That almost
>never happens. I guess we are seeing the birth of a new
>law.

Given the amount of misspellings in this, I'm pretty sure
they were referring to "Godwin's Law", which is a Usenet
axiom that anytime somebody equates a person/thing/idea with
Hitler, the discussion thread is considered dead. The
person who invokes Herr Doofus is considered the loser in
whatever argument is occurring, since they can't come up
with anything better than that.

Most replies invoking it are along the lines of "Godwin's Law. You lose."

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Beastie

They are actually referring to a movie. "Workers never hustle and hustlers never work -Cogwins law". It's from the Tom Cruise movie, "Cocktail". Tom's bartender employer/sensai teaches him that as one of his many laws and ways to live by. ^_^

Oh and P.s. it's actually "Coughlin's Law" they effed the pooch on that as much as the rest of their letter.