Be on the lookout in the West Houston area for dark green Ford Expedition, License plate 9CC C94.
Caught the bugger redhanded yesterday on Barker Cypress attaching "will install xmas lights" signs to light poles with plastic ties.
Sixty-ish older guy, obviously a minimum wage sign pounder. Thought he was going to wet his depends when I confronted him and made a show of writing down his license number.
Just politely explained that our home association, Harris County, City of Houston, the State of Texas and the Utility company all had restrictions on this activities.