Some schmuck trying to rent his house keeps putting up two "For Rent" signs on the light polls in the center median at different intersections along Eastern. I shark his signs and three days later he places two new signs at an intersection a block up the street. I guess he thinks I won’t notice them.
Sometimes he gets two days of visibility due to the fact that traffic is so heavy in this area. I don't want to risk running across six lanes of traffic and then back again.
Heres the funny thing, the handwriting on his signs are so bad that it’s difficult to read the phone number. Well, now it’s impossible to read the phone number.