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I'm new to this forum, and posted a hello over in the General folder. I can't stand to see this folder stay empty, so I registered, and will share a recent mop up operation for anyone in the Ocala area that cares.
There's this appliance store about 4 blocks off Pine St between 17th St and Hwy 40. They plastered all of Pine St with 20 plus signs... at each... and every... intersection... and stop sign... you get the idea. They each say '$99 Appliances'. I know those signs have been there since at least September. They were placed in the corners of Cameo, Wendy's, Dunkin Donuts, some teryaki joint... all these businesses, and not a one of them cleaned them up for over 2 months! What's wrong with these idiots? (I know, the property owner is never around, and the landscape people haven't a brain among them.)
Pine St is not part of my routine clean up operation, but I had to get it out of my system I guess. So two nights ago, I swept the entire neighborhood, adding I believe about 25 to my growing pile of coroplast. Many were zip-tied to the stop signs! Can you believe this is one of 3 main streets in Ocala, and C.E. just ignored these signs zip-tied to the stop signs?!!!
So this afternoon, feeling all good about myself and all, I drive by and... holy crap! They were all back! And then some! They were distributed even farther away from their dumpy warehouse, too! They must have figured that the signs went on a 'routine' sweep by C.E., clean-up crews, whatever, and that it would be weeks or months before the next would hit... so may as well paper the town, right?
I was a little uneasy of being ambushed, but I went ahead and cleaned 'em up tonight... 33 of 'em! I left one at a dangerous intersection, in a bad part of town, but overall, a resounding success! And not one of the 8 cops that watched me even asked what I was doing... at 1am in the morning!
I'd pay $99 to see the expression on those b******s faces tomorrow morning. I wonder if they'll try a third round.
MCB
Edited to clean up my foul mouth.
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